Predictably, this has led them to significant wealth. 'Greed is good!' This is the motto that the Investment Banker lives by. Party party party! It's an extreme lifestyle (and gameplay style) that's not for everyone. Predictably, this has led them to significant wealth and a crippling drug addiction. 'Greed is good! So are drugs!' This is the motto that the Investment Banker lives by. And it wasn't a murder, they were just fornicating! The Troublemaker probably needs to have their vision checked. Actually, it wasn't a Crepe, it was just a naked woman doing Avatar cosplay. Joined the Blahds after witnessing their father being murdered at the hands of a Crepe. The Gangster probably needs to have their vision checked. Actually, it wasn't a Crepe, it was just a crazed naked man driven insane after falling into a vat of blueberries. Actually, it wasn't a Blahd, it was just a naked man with extreme full-body rosacea. Joined the Crepes after witnessing their mother being murdered at the hands of a Blahd. Actually, it wasn't a Blahd, it was just a crazed naked man driven insane from a nasty sunburn. Joined the Crepes after witnessing their father being murdered at the hands of a Blahd. Of note is that the modified descriptions for the Gangbanger classes are still based on the original Early Access versions, before they were rewritten for the console releases to remove references to, uh, fornication. Zombies also wish that they were cool enough to hang out with Vampires - but as everyone knows, Vampires can be pretty aloof!Ī terrible disease is spreading throughout the land, causing people to attack other people without provocation! Society also demands that 'normies' try to stab Zombies in the head with an axe. The Zombie doesn't actually want to eat people's brains. The Maniac gains their power from sucking the life energy out of dead people, but refuses to eat anything! The result of inbreeding, toxic sludge pollution, and internet videos of animals being kept in tiny cramped spaces before being turned into fast food. Fun fact: Human meat is apparently very sweet tasting. The Cannibal finds it morally unjustifiable to eat animal meat, but it's just so tasty! There's only so much tofu one can take before they snap.

Despite this, the Cop became disenchanted with the current government after a law was passed preventing more than four people from dancing side by side, sadly forcing the Cop's Village People cover group to disband.Īre you having fun? Lots of fun? Don't let the No-Fun Enforcer know it, or they just might beat you up! Follows the Law of the Land unflinchingly, even if it doesn't always make perfect sense. Provides servants to everyone who can afford one.

This is followed by mandatory cuddle sessions. Joins fellow Slavemasters each night to serenade their slaves with acapella lullabies. The warmest, gentlest slavemaster one could ever hope to have.

The Thief's torso is entirely black, without any white stripes.Ī number of classes had their names changed to euphemisms.Ĭlass Description Changes Slavemaster Original - English.

SuperCops, much like their predecessors, also wear purple instead of blue.The Cop wears purple instead of blue, lacks the little badge on their chest, and wears a purple skullcap instead of a traditional western police cap.

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